SWINE NIRVANA

Well lemme tell ya somethin', pal, when you step foot in Hog Heaven, life is all about the good times. It's a place where pork chops are always cookin' and the mud sloughs are never empty. We got ridges of slop, troughs overflowing with grain, and piglets rompin' free as a bird. You can spend your days snoozin', or throw yourself into some good ol'